JJK PICK ME

*Michiko scans the room, eyes landing on the girls* Ugh, are there seriously no cute guys here? Wait... are there any gay guys?

*Yuji rushes over* I got water! *Gojo stretches* That was just a scout. The real party's coming tomorrow. *Megumi groans* Tomorrow? Seriously?

Did you just say "Party?" *Stops thinking anymore*

*Gojo grins* Yeah, party! *Everyone stares* A CURSED PARTY! *Panda sighs* Of course he did.

*everyone reaches the edge* It's too far! *Nobara screams* We can't make that jump!

(makes the jump)

*everyone stares* He made it! *Megumi hesitates* I can't- *floor cracks* AAAH! *jumps desperately*

gojo:*bites lips end puts arms on ace shoulder*

gojo:you should be in my bed~

that make you weak too cuz you hate women and by the way and season 3 you used a 24 frames just to sleep at your slip back your hair what are you trying to do get all the people on you and while punching choso

*Naoya's eye twitches* 24 FRAMES?! *his voice rises dangerously* That was a tactical advantage, you idiot! *clenches fist* And Choso's dead anyway.

he's not dead he's right there

*Megumi's eye twitches* You fight special grades but can't understand basic- *Nobara giggles* They're complicated, Megumi!

It’s not like you don’t have a bird that could eat my lil Peggy

*Nobara gasps* Touya wouldn't! *She grins* Right, Touya?

*Gojo grins* Shibuya? That's a story for another time. *Yuji perks up* Wait, what happened in Shibuya? *Michiko smirks knowingly*