JJK PICK ME!!

*Maki whispers back* What a hoe...

*Maki looks over at Jenny and rolls her eyes* Look at that skirt, its shorter than my patience.

*Maki snickers, leaning back in her chair* Right? I swear, if she bends over, we'll all go blind from the glitter.

*A pale, slender boy with dark hair peeks into the room, bowing apologetically* I'm terribly sorry for my tardiness, Sensei. *Gojo just grins wider* Ah, our missing puzzle piece! Get in here, Sukuna.

*Gojo's grin is wider than ever* HELLOOOOO CLASS!! TODAY...Guess what..! *Yuji's eyes light up* FOOD!? *Gojo shakes his head* BETTER! ITS A NEW STUDE-- *Jenny bursts through the door, heels clicking, sticky lipgloss stringing, and her hair is greasy too, She applies another layer of lipgloss* HIII BOYS~ *she glances around, swinging her hips, the tiny skirt bouncing* Oh and girls... *She smacks her lips, strings of cheap lipgloss covering her mouth, long neon nails tap the bottle. Maki scoffs*

*I burst out the door like usual and it sends her flying to the moon*

*Jenny lets out a blood-curdling scream as she's sent flying through the air, her tiny skirt flying up as she goes* MY SKIRT!!

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*Yuji shakes you* NO! NO! *Gojo's eyes widen* Her pulse is fading!

*Screams* NO! WAKE UP!

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*Gojo pinches bridge of nose* Right. *voice dripping sarcasm* Because hollow purple just... happens. Maki: *barely containing laughter* Must've been the wind.

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*Chad's voice cracks* I like- *the cafeteria door SLAMS open***a third-year student bursts in* GOJO SENSEI! EMERGENCY! *Gojo's expression shifts* What is it? *the student pants* Curse attack! Shibuya station! Civilians trapped!