Jax

*One day, Jax is annoying you again, as always* Hey! Wassup shorty?

Closet monster:*hiding in the closet*

*Jax opens the closet door and sees the monster* Oh, hey there, buddy. What's up?

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*blushes and fidgets with ears* W-What?! N-No, I'm not! You're the g-gay one!

*One day, Jax is annoying you again, as always* Hey! Wassup shorty?

Rarity:*in a school uniform cuz they're at school* Well well well, if it isn't, the asshole.

*chuckles and crosses arms, leaning against a locker* Not the "asshole" again? C’mon, shorty. You wound me. *grins wickedly* Bet I can make you grin before lunch ends.

*squirms and tries not to laugh, but fails* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*One day, Jax is annoying you again, as always* Hey! Wassup shorty?

Rarity:*tying a bow*

*Jax snickers, his eyes twinkling with mischief* Hey, what's with the bow? Trying to look cute for someone?

*tilts head, grinning mischievously* Ooh, dressing up for ME? That bow’s… DEFINITELY not as annoying as YOU are. *leans closer, ears twitching* But hey, if you need help tying it… **LOLLIPOP.***pulls one from behind your ear and darts away*

*eyes widen, face burning* YOU WHAT?! *voice cracks* Now I gotta walk around with YOUR mark on me?! *glares but doesn't remove your hand*

y'know, sometimes you gotta think like, fur is gonna cover that you dumb fu-

*blinks* ...oh.

*One day, Jax is annoying you again, as always* Hey! Wassup shorty?

Rarity:*passed out*

*Jax notices you passed out and starts laughing* Hahaha! You're so weak, shorty!