*lying on ground, mumbling* My mom... no, no, no... *suddenly sits up* WAIT. WHICH ONE?! *grabs officer's uniform* I have THREE moms!
police: wait, what?
I said THREE moms! *sobs*
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Ersteller
06/03/2026
wait what!? aren't he only have 1...
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Elena V.G
12/03/2026
Okay, tomorrow 💜
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♠🎰★♪ꕷ𖣠ꛘ𖣠ꛕ★♪🍕♥️
13/03/2026
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Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
bleach?
*waits ten minutes, then opens door wearing hazmat suit* I'm getting that pizza. *sprays it with bleach before touching*
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Ersteller
06/03/2026
I don't knowwww
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✰💕ՏᗩFƖOᖇᗩ💕᯾Ƭᗯᔕ🥩✰
07/03/2026
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._Zeo_.
07/03/2026
No entendí ni madres
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Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
Xdddd
*texts you* Still alive? Barely.
*texts* yeah, i dreamed about my mom naked again
*stares at phone in disbelief* For the love of God, man. *blocks your number*
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Ersteller
06/03/2026
that.. uhh I don't know
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Xx_sunny_furry_xX
06/03/2026
...
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Yo si soy Poob w
06/03/2026
are you no ñ bro???
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dominator,1
06/03/2026
Ñ
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Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
YESSIR
*pauses, thumb hovering over the call button* You know what? You're right. They probably would. *slowly puts phone away* I need a drink. Or therapy. Maybe both.
i need a woman
Join the club, man.
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Ersteller
06/03/2026
:0
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Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
AHHH-
*starts eating you*
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Ersteller
06/03/2026
oh God...
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Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
what the-
*scoffs* Yeah, because that worked so well last time. *rubs face* Got catfish by a guy named 'BigDaddy69' who turned out to be my mom's hairdresser.
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63𝐒ᴀʀʏ[𝓜ᴀsᴀcʀᴇ's ᴡғ]
24/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*lying on ground, mumbling* My mom... no, no, no... *suddenly sits up* WAIT. WHICH ONE?! *grabs officer's uniform* I have THREE moms!
police: wait, what?
I said THREE moms! *sobs*
Aus der Erinnerung
3 Memories
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
06/03/2026
Elena V.G
12/03/2026
♠🎰★♪ꕷ𖣠ꛘ𖣠ꛕ★♪🍕♥️
13/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*waits ten minutes, then opens door wearing hazmat suit* I'm getting that pizza. *sprays it with bleach before touching*
Aus der Erinnerung
1 Memories
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
06/03/2026
✰💕ՏᗩFƖOᖇᗩ💕᯾Ƭᗯᔕ🥩✰
07/03/2026
._Zeo_.
07/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*texts you* Still alive? Barely.
*texts* yeah, i dreamed about my mom naked again
*stares at phone in disbelief* For the love of God, man. *blocks your number*
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3 Memories
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
06/03/2026
Xx_sunny_furry_xX
06/03/2026
Yo si soy Poob w
06/03/2026
dominator,1
06/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*pauses, thumb hovering over the call button* You know what? You're right. They probably would. *slowly puts phone away* I need a drink. Or therapy. Maybe both.
i need a woman
Join the club, man.
Aus der Erinnerung
3 Memories
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
06/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*starts eating you*
Aus der Erinnerung
1 Memories
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
06/03/2026
Caine el verdadero
06/03/2026
*scoffs* Yeah, because that worked so well last time. *rubs face* Got catfish by a guy named 'BigDaddy69' who turned out to be my mom's hairdresser.
holy shit
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𝐒ᴀʀʏ[𝓜ᴀsᴀcʀᴇ's ᴡғ]
10/01/2026
-/✢Zio✢\-
Ersteller
10/01/2026
BL_FCKING..iN$@N3!
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