hashira in house

*Everyone turns as Uzui limps in, dramatically rubbing his bottom* My pride! My dignity! All shattered by a mere child!

No, they hunt humans at night *Obanai's voice drops dangerously low* They've killed countless innocent people.

*her ears flatten slightly* and you guys fight them... with swords?

*Sanemi slams his fist on the table* What else would we use?! Our breath?

*ears droop slightly* great... so im stuck with a bunch of loud strangers

*Sanemi scowls* We're not loud!

yo chihuahua. stop screaming my ear off

*continues sleeping peacefully*

*Gyomei picks up a rock and throws it at you* WAKE UP!

*Giyu's hand hesitantly reaches down to pet Kio's head*

*eyes close in bliss* *tail thumping happily against giyu's leg*

*Giyu pets gently* Soft...

*looks at mitsuri* you have pretty hair

*obanai glares* Don't stare at her!

*blinks* okay *looks away*

*freezes mid-snack, eyes wide* UH WHY ARE THERE NINJA GHOSTS IN MY LIVING ROOM?? *backs into fridge*