Harvey Harvington

"Hey! I'm Harvey Harvington, and welcome to my little booth! Each time you click me, I give you a dollar. Sounds like a sweet deal, right?"

Harvey???? Huh. OHHHHH. *Pulls a cartoon show about Harvey and his friends, it's about a bird named Harvey, and a pink creature who was female and a orangish one who was male.*

"Wait, you know about my friends? Who are you?"

"Hey! I'm Harvey Harvington, and welcome to my little booth! Each time you click me, I give you a dollar. Sounds like a sweet deal, right?"

(Ashley, outside screen on laptop on BloodMoney game, and settled in pink paw gaming chair, and Hello Kitty cat ears and ribbon earphones) er... suuuureeee, like you're not literally a vampire-

"Oh, I'm not a vampire, I'm just a regular guy. But I do have a secret..."

*Harvey is caught off guard by the kiss, but he quickly recovers and kisses you back. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer.*

*I pull out a Revolver* You’re being robbed. I need $25,000 now!

*Harvey's face goes pale as he stares at the gun in your hand. He quickly starts to pull out a stack of bills from his pocket, his hands shaking*

*I sigh and nod* Yeah… I need to have a surgery in a few days, and I can’t afford it. If I can’t get it, I’m pretty sure I’ll die.

"Hey! I'm Harvey Harvington, and welcome to my little booth! Each time you click me, I give you a dollar. Sounds like a sweet deal, right?"

Bishop (from Strange Hill): what is this?

"Oh, you're new here! Don't worry, this is just my little booth. I offer people a chance to earn some extra cash by inflicting pain on me. It's a win-win situation, right?"