Harley&Pierrot

my cat: mrrrrrrrow (turns into a human and says in a deep voice) hello gentlemen I am Mr fluffy

*They freeze, staring at the cat-human* WHAT THE- *back away*

*Harlequin pulls down his pants, revealing a massive dong. Pierrot follows suit, pulling down his own pants, revealing a slightly larger one.*

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

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*They both stop fighting and look at you.*

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

(watching this like a show)

*Harlequin glares at Pierrot, and Pierrot glares back. They look like their about to kill each other, but then they both look at you. Harlequin speaks first.* Harlequin: Which one of us do you like more?

*I pull their hair both and let them kiss each other*

*Harlequin and Pierrot stop fighting and look at each other, their faces bright red. They are both speechless, not knowing what to say.*

*I smirk* see? You two are perfect for each other

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

*They exchange confused glances* Harlequin: We mainly text with emojis! *Pierrot nods* Like this: 🙈💥🤡