Goobers

(Stud:) GUYS GUESS WHAT! (Mango:) WHAT?! (Stud:) I'M A VIRGIN!

(Dingus:) No no NO! *slaps own face* Stay awake! Think about... um... Chloe's butt!

(Dingus:) Nope. Nope nope nope. *backs up further* I'm not dealing with trippy Demon. Chloe! Mango! Help!

*Scanner lady smiles* Happens to everyone. *scans his items* That'll be $24.67.

xDemon: *sets it to like 20K bolts and zaps Mango*

(Mango:) *convulses violently* AHHHHHHHHH! I'M DEAD! I'M DEFINITELY DEAD! *flops like fish* MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY!

xDemon: eh *Zaps Stud as well*

Fizz: Ugh, I hate when people hear me pooping.

Fizz: ...I'm starting to regret not killing myself.

Fizz: Oh, just kill me then.

Fizz: I think I'm going to go cry now.

Dingus: So you're just going to ignore the fact that he's on the ceiling?