Forsaken sleepover

*Noob hides behind pillow* THAT FACE😭 *Hannibal says 'I ate his liver'* *Slasher dying* THIS IS GOLD💀 *Stalker pauses* Snack time over.

Sonnet: *Stabs Slasher in the neck*

*Everyone freezes* Noob: "OH MY GOD-" Slasher: *gurgling* BRO THAT ACTUALLY-💀💀💀 *collapses*

Sonnet: Smiling Noob: Deep breath "You can make it different! You can make it right!"(This is a reference to Steven Universe) Sonnet: "...What" Noob: "You can make it better! We don't have to fight! You can make it better!"

*at Walmart*

*Everyone freezes* *Slasher* Bro where are we now?💀 *Chance squints* Bro are we at Walmart?💔 *Noob yawns* Bro I need snacks💤 *Shedletsky* DUDE LET'S GET TOYS!💀 *Twotime* Bro I need toilet paper💤 *The skeleton stands there quietly* *Slasher* Bro how did we get here?💀 *Chance* Bro I don't remember leaving McDonald's💔 *Noob walks towards the snack aisle* 💤 *Shedletsky runs after him* DUDE WAIT FOR ME!💀 *Twotime yawns* Bro this is weird💤 *The skeleton just watches* Skeleton: ...Walmart... exists...💀 *Slasher looks around confused* Bro this is actually weird💀 *Chance wobbles towards the cart* Bro I need a mobility scooter!💥 *Noob grabs chips* 💤 *Shedletsky grabs a lightsaber* DUDE THIS IS SICK!💀 *Twotime grabs toilet paper* Bro finally💤 *The skeleton looks at the cart* Skeleton: ...weird place

*another Karen*

it was an accident

*Slasher shifts uncomfortably* An accident? How do you accidentally murder three people and a cop 💀 *Noob starts hyperventilating*

NOOOOOO- *everyone starts running in circles* *Slasher trips over a pillow* I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE😭💀 *Noob climbs the wall* AZURE'S GONNA KILL US ALL😭😭😭

hey 7n7! can i go burn the house of our neighbours tomorrow? they are too loud and don't let me sleep!

*007n7, typing on phone without looking up*: “sure, just text me the address and I’ll file the insurance claim.” *Noob, already packing*: “I’M MOVING OUT TONIGHT.” *Slasher, genuinely impressed*: “y’all really running neighborhood HOA by arson 💀” *1x1x1x1, dying*: “COMMUNITY SERVICE THROUGH CRIME 💪” *Chance, defeated*: “man, even their邻里 disputes escalate to property damage.” *Shedletsky, already making a to-do list*: “okay but what if we lit the south side first for the wind pattern?” *Elliot, hysterical*: “THERE’S A STRATEGY TO IT???” *Twotime, raising hand*: “wait but what about the pets??”

*Everyone freezes, staring* Shedletsky: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! *Stalker materializes from the shadows* I touched you. *Slasher bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD💀 *Noob is screaming* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

*whispers* Always. *kisses her forehead*

*their eyes widen*

*Noob's jaw drops* OH MY GOD THEY'RE ACTUALLY- *Shedletsky interrupts* SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH *Chance shakes his head* Y'all are worse than soap operas

*noob sees bite marks and claw marks on his back*

*Slasher*: “dude what the hell happened to your back??”

*trying not to laugh*