forsaken cat cafe

*pushes through* no fair! I called dibs! *ends up face-first in a milk bowl*

*Veeronica wheezes* HA! Classic Noli!

*lifts head covered in milk* mmm...this is the good stuff! *starts purring loudly*

*groans but follows* fine...but only because I want 007 to carry me! *grins back at him*

*007n7 freezes* Noli!

*Noli starts levitating* WHOAAAA!

*Human crosses arms* You know what? Fine. But just a tiny bit. *extends hand* And if anyone tells the other humans about this, we're all in trouble.

*grins and carefully places a pinch in their palm* lips sealed! *winks* welcome to the club!

*Human sniffs it* Oh. OH. *giggles* This is... wow.

*Chance grins nervously* Gambling? Who gambles? Not me! *randomly drops catnip crumbs*

*glances at the crumbs on the floor* ...chance. my man. *facepaws internally*

*Human sniffs* Catnip? Really? *sighs*

*Door opens* Human: Why are all you cats acting weird?

*notices other cats staring* uh oh, we got an audience *grins* anyone else want some?

*Chance looks up from gambling* Chance: Catnip? Now you're speakin' my language! *dashes over* *Veeronica rolls her skateboard closer* Veeronica: Share the wealth, hippie cat.

Alright alright! *holds up the bag* but you all gotta promise not to tell the humans, deal?

*two time sees you and runs away* two time: NO!!

*Thinking a while*Lemo: Alright. We're gonna take a bath because you guys are pretty dirty...

*All the cats suddenly stop and stare at Lemo* Noob: Meow? *backs away slowly* Builderman: *hisses quietly* Shedletsky: MEOW NO! *bolts under the couch* Taph: *follows quickly*

Noob: NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB!!