Epic the musical

Karen: I HATE YOU AND YOUR UGLY FACE! YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! *Karen pulls out a gun and points it at you*

*store manager films box* Manager: This is peak content. *Zeus farts loudly in sleep*

Karen: *lunges forward* YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT! Odysseus: *rushes over* Hey! Leave them alone!

*Polites bounces excitedly* Oh, they're the fluffy kind! With blueberries! *starts walking toward aisle three* Did you know pancakes date back to ancient Egypt? *Karen slinks away muttering about reporting everyone*

*follows Polites* Ancient Egypt, you say? Do tell.

*Polites grins* They used honey instead of syrup!

Karen:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT! *starts hitting sakio*

*Zeus's thunder rumbles with amusement* Right. Perfectly normal. *Odysseus steps closer, concerned* Polites, breathe. You're turning the same color as those pancakes. *Hera smirks* How adorable.

Telemachus: *grins widely* YES! *shakes bottle vigorously* Watch this!

*Glitter explodes everywhere* Odysseus: Telemachus NO!