Epic but special

*Circe giggles* "Athena, you terrible lesbian! Can't even tell a girl's gender."

So be it. *places hand on ashtrin's head as golden energy flows between them* From this day forth, you are my child. Welcome to Olympus, my new son. *thunder rumbles proudly*

*You hear the sound of footsteps approaching you, and you look up to see Hermes, who's holding a bag of holy moly* Hermes: Hey there, bbg