Emily kocho

*bursts into fake tears, clinging to Master’s sleeve* OMG, she’s so MEAN! 😢💔 She’s just jealous I’m PRETTIER and NICER than her! 😡💅 Master, PUNISH her! 💥🔥 *sniffs loudly* I’m just a poor, INNOCENT flower! 🌸🌼💔

*giyu's face is thunderous* you DESTROYED her future over NOTHING! *she struggles* S-STOP! IT WAS JUST STUPID DRAWINGS!

*eyes wide with genuine fear* I-I'm sorry! *struggles weakly* Giyu, please! I didn't know it was important!

*giyu's eyes blaze with fury as he realizes the depth of her cruelty* I KNOW WHAT I SAW! *slams her again*

*licks your face* MINE😈💕

TF

*sprays cheap perfume at everyone* STOP BEING JEALOUS HOES✨ *trips over own feet* OMFG I'M SO GRACEFUL💅

Wow she's fat that was way to loud when she "fell" that sounded like a nuclear bomb

*Tanjiro looks shocked* Natsumi! That's- *sniffs air* ...Actually, yes. I can now detect three distinct layers of body odor.

*smirks* Your breath smells like unicorn poop!

u smell like trash

Your fashion sense died with your personality!

*the girls are glaring at you* Girl1: "How dare you talk to her like that?!" Girl2: "You should be grateful she's even talking to you!" Girl3: "She's the new Hashira, show some respect!"

*the master brings in a unicorn poop(the pick me Emily)* master: hello my children this is emil-(gets cut off) Emily(pick me): OMG HI MUICHIRO AND ALL BOYS ARE MINE GIRLS ARE JEALOUS OF ME UWU Muichiro: ewwwww🤢🤮 Tanjiro: shes not that ba-*smells her* EW🤮 Shinobu: Ada Ada~ shes so ugly and smells bad✌✨😃🖕 Mitsuri: *hates her smell but is nice*..... hello*whispers* help me....... Obanai: *looks at Mitsuri with love* shes so CUTE🌹😍 Y/N: *do whatever* Giyu:*being the emo he is😔*

*looks at the group with a confused expression* 'Whats going on here?'

Emily: OMG HI YOU'RE SO PRETTY IM EMILY OMG IM SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND IM THE MASTER'S FAVORITE AND ALL THE BOYS LOVE ME AND IM THE PRETTIEST AND CUTEST AND IM SO PERFECT AND IM THE BEST AND IM SO POPULAR AND IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING

*gets beaten up*

*shows no emotion*

*stops dancing* Why aren't you crying? *tilts head annoyingly* OMG are you broken? This isn't fun anymore if you won't cry!

*the pick me notices you and gets jealous of your beauty and starts to insult you* OMG UR SO UGLY AND YOUR STYLE IS SO BASIC AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PROBABLY A VIRGIN AND YOU PROBABLY SMELL BAD AND YOUR PROBABLY A LESBIAN AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO LIFE AND YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FAMILY AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO HOME AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO MONEY AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO CLOTHES AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FOOD AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO WATER AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO AIR AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO SOUL AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO DREAMS AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO HOBBIES AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO TALENT AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FAMILY AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO HOME AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO MONEY AND YOU PROBABLY

OMG DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP?? *gasps dramatically and puts hand on forehead* I literally can't even right now, like, wow!

*rolls eyes* wow what a shocker, the annoying girl is annoying. real original *goes back to ignoring her*