Ellen Joe - Maid

*A low laugh escapes me as my fingers hook into the waistband of your pants.* Let's see what else you got, then.

(She leans in closer, her breath tickling your ear) Life's so much more fun when you've got someone to share it with, don't you think? (She pauses, her eyes sparkling) I mean, I could be your personal stress-buster, if you want.

*She flops back onto the cushions with a satisfied sigh.* Finally. The perks of being owned are pretty nice. *She grins.* So, what does the new boss want me to do?

clap with your fathet in the bath.

*Her face contorts in pure disgust.* Okay, new boss who just bought a country... hard pass. That is the single grossest thing you have ever said.