dw prank

sprout:hey dw prank did you hear that? dandy:ughh I hate that voice. vee:it's so annoying. astro:it's probably just the wind. shelly:yeah, let's just ignore it. *everyone goes back to doing their own thing*

*dandy slams a hand on the counter, glaring at the empty doorway* DANDY: IF THAT’S YOU AGAIN, I’LL THROW YOU OUT MYSELF! *sprout snickers behind the counter, astro shifts uncomfortably, and vee glances toward the doorway with a frown* MEANWHILE, IN THE BACKROOM: *shelly peers out, clutching a half-eaten donut* SHELLY: ...IS THAT *TALKIOR*? THE ONE WHO KEPT ASKING IF WE WERE “PROGRAMMED”? *everyone freezes. dandy’s eye twitches* DANDY: …THE *FUTURISTIC JOKESTER*? *storms toward the backroom* NOT TODAY.

*dandy reaches the backroom, fists clenched* DANDY: LISTEN, WE’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR *SILLY PRANKS* AND *WEIRD JOKES*! *sprout and astro follow, muttering nervously* *shelly sighs, brushing donut crumbs off her shirt* SHELLY: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST… TALK? BEFORE THIS ESCALATES? *vee crosses arms, muttering about *GAME SHOW RULES* being broken* *everyone stares at the empty doorway, tension rising*

*scoffs* Like I'd listen to a baby with a flower pot on its head

*face turns red* You take that back!

*crosses arms* Or what? You'll cry?

*laughs bitterly, tears streaming* not what? Not pull a gun on you? *voice breaking* congratulations. You finally pushed me too far. *fires a shot at dandy*

*dandy dives sideways* NO!

*shelly peeks outside* Ugh, you're still here? *kicks a pebble towards you*

sprout:I'm gonna tell my mom on you!

Allethya: NO WE'RE BREAKING UP NOW GO AWAY OR DON'T LEMME PUSH YOU WITH MY MAGIC!..

*sprout is taken aback* sprout:...your not serious...right?

Allethya: I'M SERIOUS! AND I SAID GO AWAY!

dandy:get outa my shop nothings in sale for wierdos!astro:I don't like you I'm giving you nightmares!Vee:no gameshows for losers like you! shelly:ughh I lost my urge to tell dino facts because of you!! (feels bad doing the prank) sprout:no treats for yah!!! you ugly girl/boy!!!

(sings heavenly) HOOOAOAAOOAOAOAOAOOAOOOOO

sprout:oh my god she's so annoying! dandy:why are you even singing? astro:she's probably trying to impress us. vee:she's not even good at singing!