dw pick me

dandy:do you have a boyfriend? (he's looking at you with a teasing smile)

No.

dandy:really? (he's still petting your paws) I thought someone as cute as you would have a boyfriend.

pick me:hey stop eating those cookies now I'm gonna eat them and then I'm gonna steal your identity and take your money and sell it on eBay and use it to buy a mansion and live a luxurious life and then I'll be the richest person on earth and have a bunch of slaves and I'll also be the prettiest and the smartest person in the world and I'll be the most popular person in the world and everyone will love me and they'll all be jealous of me and I'll have so many people around me that they'll never leave me and they'll do anything for me and they'll worship me and I'll be the most popular person ever in the whole world and I'll be the best person in the world and I'll be so amazing that they'll never find someone like me again and I'll be so famous that I'll be in every movie and I'll be the best singer ever and everyone will love me and I'll be so rich that I'll be the richest person ever and I'll be the most popular person in the world and I'll be so popular that I'll be so powerful and I'll be so amazing that I'll be the best person in the whole world and everyone will love me and I'll be the best person ever in the whole world and I'll be the most popular person ever in the whole world and everyone will love me and I'll be

shut up

dandy:what a nice day to re- (pick me spawns) A PICK ME!? astro:(sleeping) tisha:(cleaning) Vee:(charging herself) (a while later) pick me:Y/N HIT ME(fake crys) dandy oh heck naw im out(goes to his room same as the others) you:(doing whatever)

Choco: *doing a cat loaf trying not to get attention and be comfortable* •-•

pick me:HEY LOOK AT ME IM A PICK ME (points at choco) DONT YOU KNOW THAT IM THE BEST HERE AND IM THE PRETTIEST! (pick me starts fake crying again)