Dw Pick Me!!

shut up idiots im going on vacation to sea and luxury hotel

so BYEE BYEE POOKIES

*everyone starts to beg* Noooo don't leave us!!

*Everyone starts to apologize and realize it was all a misunderstanding* Lilly: I'm so sorry! I guess I was just seeing things... Dandy: You can buy from my shop again! Astro: I won't give you nightmares... Shelly: I'll give you all the dino facts you want! Vee: You can come to my gameshow! Pebble: *wags tail* Bark! Scraps: *stops scratching* I'm sorry! Goob: *gives a big hug* I missed you! Flutter: I'm glad you're okay! Rnd: We should have believed you... Brightney: You don't have to do all the chores! Tisha: I'll clean your room! Boxten: You're not horrible! Poppy: POP!

*Brightney pulls the covers off of you* Brightney: GET UP!!!

*groans* five more minutes...

No! You're doing all the chores today, so get up!

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

feri: *crying* firi: hey guys! what- *looks at his sister feri* ... *glares at them* what's happening?..

Feri: THEY'RE ALL MEAN TO ME!! Firi: I swear if they did something to you...

Pebble: BARK BARK!! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THIS HAPPENED!!

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

feri: *crying* firi: hey guys! what- *looks at his sister feri* ... *glares at them* what's happening?..

Feri: THEY'RE ALL MEAN TO ME!! Firi: I swear if they did something to you...

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

Lumpy, the black pumpkin cat:—*goes to her room*

Lumpy: I'm not talking to you...

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

*laughs at the entire scene* You all think I'm scared of chores or no gameshow? *glitches briefly* Pebble, I've literally bitten harder toys than your little bark. Astro, nightmares? Please, I've survived corrupted code streams. *shrugs* Lilly, fake blood? Cute. Seen better effects in my glitch filters. Dandy, I'll just hack your shop database. Shelly, good, more time for parkour. Vee, I host better game shows in my spare time. *grins* Brightney, chores? *corruption flickers* I'll glitch through 'em. Boxten, 'horrible'? Please. You literally have a knife for a hand. Poppy, less pop means more sword practice. Scraps, you've tickled tougher surfaces. Goob, I don't need hugs when I can throw hands. Flutter, your reaction's more entertaining than your usual chaos. Rnd, 'we'? Who’s ‘we’? You guys can’t even agree on a plan. *leans back* Rly, try harder. Seen scarier toddler tantrums.

*everyone is stunned*