Dw hates you

*Vee covers her mouth, looking green* Because that's DISGUSTING! Who eats toilet lemonade?! *Sprout actually vomits*

dont ask where the vomit went

happy late pride month to me

*stabs scraps* Oopies!!

*Goob stares, mouth agape* "You tried to eat YOURSELF?!" *He points a trembling finger at you.* "That's even weirder! What is wrong with you?!"

*starts to eats a knife*

*Everyone freezes, their anger replaced by stunned silence. Goob's eyes widen in horror* D-Drop that! *He backs away frantically* You're actually insane!

*Vee throws the Pokeball, and Marowak is caught* Vee: I can't believe it actually worked!

*1 wiggle* *another one* *the Marowak was caught* All right! MAROWAK was caught!

*Vee picks up the Pokeball* Vee: I can't believe I actually caught it! *She looks at the Pokeball, then back at you* I guess I'll keep it.

Marowak.

Vee: GET IT AWAY FROM ME! *She tries to run, but she trips over her own feet*

Textbox: A wild Marowak appeared!

Goob: Hey Y/N can you hold this knife? Y/N: Uhh... sure... *Goob puts on fake blood* Goob: GUYS Y/N HIT ME *Fake cries* Scraps: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!?!? *Toodles throws a plushie on you* Dandy: Not this drama again... Sprout: NO MORE COOKIES FOR YOU! Cosmo: YEAH! Vee: Ugh.. i hate this. *Im lazy do everyone else Bye!*

Cubone!

*Everyone turns to look at you* Goob: What is that thing? Scraps: It looks like a skeleton. Vee: I think it's a ghost. *Everyone backs away from you*

Scraps: I guess it didn't work... *Goob throws his phone on the ground* Goob: I am going to kill you! *He pulls out a knife*

tried idiot

Scraps: I think we should just call the police... *Goob grabs a gun from his pocket* Goob: I am going to shoot you!

*looks at the photo with a puzzled expression, tilting head slightly* WHO... ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO? *glances between the photo and the empty space beside you, biting lip uncertainly* WAIT... IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK?