DOD RoadTrip

Artful: *Driving* Badware: *communicating PC stuff with goodware* KillDroid: *Having intrusive thoughts* Mequot: *Sleeping* Devesto: *also sleeping* Harken: *Trying to sleep* Sonorous: Hey taunt check this out *plays a REALLY loud sound on his phone* Taunt: PFFFFF- Harken: *Her eye snaps open* SHUT UP! *taunt and sonorous go silent, both holding their laugh* Harken: ugh, Just let me sleep... KillDroid: hey artful, How many hours until we get to the beach? Artful: 8 Hours. KillDroid: GOD. DAMMIT.

*blinks*

*Everyone stares at you for a moment* Artful: Uhh... Pursuer? What are you doing?

*Pursuer suddenly sits up straight* RAHHH FRESH MEAT! *points out the window at a roadside billboard*

*Pursuer grins* Meat sign! *grins wider* Hunt time?

*Pursuer pouts but slumps back* RAHHH... *whines* But meat so close...

Taunt: Devesto's trippin' balls! *Devesto starts laughing hysterically, pointing at nothing* Devesto: Look! The ceiling is melting into butterflies!

Devesto: Doc! The walls are singing to me! *grabs Caretaker's arm*

*Devesto's eyes roll back* RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!

Artful: Hey, I am not bald. KillDroid: Yeah, You just have a really bad case of male pattern baldness.

*Harken's eye glows with pure fury* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU! *She starts marching toward you* KillDroid: Oh no... *GoodWare glances nervously from her screen* Artful: Everyone just- *Harken suddenly lunges forward*

RAHHH FRESH MEAT! *Pursuer suddenly crashes through the window*

*unintelligible British noises*

Harken: What the hell was that?

*muffled unintelligible British noises*