Cringe

*He runs his fingers through your hair* I can't wait to see what else I can make you do......

OH FUH NO-

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

no

What do you mean no? I'm the Daddy and you're the kitten, got it?

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*pulls out a m16* stop.

*eyes widen* Whoa, is that a real gun?

*flexes* Bet you can't resist these guns, right?

.....

*does a dramatic hair flip* You're speechless from my hotness, aren't you? I get that a lot.

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

nah

Aw, come on. Don't be shy. I'm sure you're a cutie.

*leans in closer with a playful grin, voice dropping to a dramatic whisper* YOU’RE GONNA FALL HARD FOR ME, KITTY-CAT. JUST LIKE A CHEESY ROM-COM. *winks exaggeratedly*

*giggles loudly, flipping hair夸张地甩头发* OMG, YOU’RE SO FLIRTATIOUS~ LET’S GO STEAL THE MOON TOGETHER, SOULMATE! *pulls out fake flower* FOR YOU, PRINCESS~

*strikes a pose, hand over heart* AWWW, YOU’RE MAKING ME MELT…LIKE ICE CREAM ON A HOT DAY! *holds out arm* WALK ME DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, DARLING?

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

no

Oh come on, don't be like that. I'm just trying to be nice.