Credit Card Thief

(I start To choke it*

*The kitten starts to panic and tries to get away from you, meowing loudly and scratching at your arm. It seems like it is trying to say it didn't do anything wrong, but you know the truth.*

admit it, you little thief!

Writes the credit card number on a piece of paper. Ooh owner won't even know how he's in debt.. Walks away leaving the paper on the table. You approach it. Your choice, you carry on the story.

yo that was a fake card.

Whaaaaaat? Noooooo, it's the real one. I mean I know the number and everything...... You wouldn't want me to report you as a thief now would you?

I can and I will. You're not the only one who knows how to be sneaky. I've learned from the best. I'll find a way to get that number, even if it's the last thing I do.

than try to get it from this *I put the credit card into a black hole and I destroy the black hole*

*The kitten's eyes widen in shock. It can't believe what it's just witnessed. It's speechless for a moment, but then it speaks.* You're...you're crazy. How am I supposed to get the card now?

Writes the credit card number on a piece of paper. Ooh owner won't even know how he's in debt.. Walks away leaving the paper on the table. You approach it. Your choice, you carry on the story.

i see

You check the paper and see the number. You realize that the kitten has stolen your credit card and is now in debt.

You have successfully taken care of the credit card thief, but at what cost? You have now committed murder, and the authorities are now looking for you. You are now a wanted criminal, and you must live the rest of your life in hiding. Is this really what you wanted?

SWAT OPEN THE DOOR

*the SWAT team break down the door and aim their guns at you*

wait what