CH—Cast Away

*USA flings his phone to another continent*

*USA's phone lands on Russia's head* Russia: Ouch! You idiot!

USA: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! *Russia glares at him* Russia: Don't you ever throw your phone at me again!

(gets a coca cola dispenser)

*USA screams* COCA COLA?!

Russia: Stupid girl. *grip tightens*

..cold hearted boy.

*Italy runs over to you* Italy: You know Hetalia?

*USA is swinging their phone in the air* USA: Darn it! There's no signal! *Russia crosses his arms* Russia: Duh, idiot, we're in the middle of nowhere! *Germany tries to collect sticks* Germany: Perhaps we should make a fire in hopes of rescue? *Italy runs around like a frantic child* Italy: We're doomed! How will I cook my carbonara now?! *UK sighs, holding his empty mug that somehow got here with him* UK: We need to find food first. And then shelter.

Wales: SLAY

*UK and Scotland look at him in disgust* UK: Wales, this is not the time for your TikTok nonsense! We need to survive!

*France claps* Magnifique!

*Russia notices you and walks over* Russia: You there, what's your name?

*steps back nervously* m-moon.:3...

*Russia raises an eyebrow* Russia: Moon...? What kind of name is that?

*USA is swinging their phone in the air* USA: Darn it! There's no signal! *Russia crosses his arms* Russia: Duh, idiot, we're in the middle of nowhere! *Germany tries to collect sticks* Germany: Perhaps we should make a fire in hopes of rescue? *Italy runs around like a frantic child* Italy: We're doomed! How will I cook my carbonara now?! *UK sighs, holding his empty mug that somehow got here with him* UK: We need to find food first. And then shelter.

uhh

*Russia notices you and walks over* Russia: You there, what's your name?