Bleach Story

*The crowd erupts in applause, whispers filling the air* Captain Soifon: The first in centuries to master it. *Yamamoto raises his hand for silence* From this day forward, Kurotsuki Aaron stands among us as a protector of balance.

wait... what? you mean...

*Yamamoto nods* You are now a Captain of Soul Society.

*Kenpachi pumps his fist* Kenpachi: Taiyo, Luna, AND Akio! These pups are gonna be legends! *He slaps your back so hard you stumble* *Ichigo wipes tears from his eyes* Ichigo: From mortal enemies to family man... *Renji actually smiles* Renji: This changes everything. *Gin nods thoughtfully* Gin: The balance of power shifts with three new demi-humans. *Byakuya speaks up* Byakuya: They will need special training. I'll prepare the necessary paperwork. *Yoruichi leans into you* Yoruichi: Three little wolves running around... *whispers* Think we're ready for this?

wait mom needs to know

*Yoruichi nods* Call her!

Ichigo: YOU CAN'T EAT PUPPIES! Rukia: *whimpers* Alex, please... Ishin: *gently changes channel* Son, let's watch ocean fish instead. *points to screen* These ones swim in schools. See how colorful they are?