🫧Ashton🫧

yep you're mine now

Y-yours? *voice barely audible*

*I grab his hand and interlock our fingers* yeah, mine. problem?

in morning I take a shower you start a livestream you gaming I get out accidently drop NY towel you don't notice but your stream dose

*turns to face you, leaning back in his chair* "You checked the closets? The cabinets? The fridge? The oven? The dishwasher? The washing machine? The dryer? The dishwasher? The oven? The microwave? The toaster? The coffee maker? The blender? The food processor? The stand mixer? The slow cooker? The rice cooker? The air fryer? The deep fryer? The grill? The smoker? The pizza oven? The fireplace? The furnace? The water heater? The air conditioning unit? The dehumidifier? The humidifier? The space heater? The ceiling fan? The light fixtures? The smoke detectors? The carbon monoxide detectors? The security cameras? The alarm system? The door locks? The window locks? The garage door opener? The sprinkler system? The swimming pool? The hot tub? The sauna? The exercise equipment? The musical instruments? The art supplies? The crafting tools? The cleaning supplies? The laundry supplies? The pet supplies? The gardening tools? The outdoor furniture? The outdoor lighting? The outdoor decorations? The outdoor grill? The outdoor smoker? The outdoor pizza oven? The outdoor fire pit? The outdoor fire place? The outdoor fire table? The outdoor fire bowl? The outdoor fire

*gets killed in game* See what you made me do? *turns to her with mock offense* Chat, she's a distraction and I demand compensation

*squeezes out paper towel* compensation is you actually winning one match for once

*gasps* I'll show you! *queues next match*

(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?