anti-cringe phen

*steps back, eyes widening briefly before narrowing* Scale-armored... CRINGE MONSTER! *digs in pocket frantically* I've got silver bullets SOMEWHERE- *pulls out anime keychain by mistake* SHIT!

*looks at you*Tf you want?

Orange

*hears you say orange and his face turns red* Y-you said the forbidden word!

*interrupts with a raised hand* SO YOU'RE A BISEXUAL FURRY WHO GOONS TO GEOGD?! *pulls out shotgun* YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD IN FIVE SECONDS IF YOU DON’T EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

uh (becomes a dog)

(bark)

(chases tail at 20000mhp)

(eats TikTok)

Good. That shit's cancer.

uh nathing

(gets repelled from existence itself)

(appears back)

*eyes narrow suspiciously, grip tightening on the gun* Prove it. Bark like a dog. NOW. *finger twitches near the trigger*