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*Kunikida clears his throat* Well, since you're not eating... *suddenly pulls out chopsticks and starts cutting the cake with surgical precision* I might as well demonstrate proper cake etiquette. *Dazai gasps* Kunikida-kun! You're ruining the moment! *suddenly grabs a handful of crab and throws it dramatically into the air* CAKE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN WITH CHOPSTICKS! *the crab lands on Kunikida's perfect notebook*

*Dazai jumps up onto the table with theatrical flair, striking a dramatic pose* Behold! I, Osamu Dazai, will now attempt to- *suddenly freezes mid-pose, staring at the ceiling with wide eyes* Wait. Wait wait wait. What if... *voice drops to a whisper* ...what if we've already tried this exact scenario in a previous chapter? *Kunikida grabs Dazai's ankle* Get down from there before- *Dazai gasps* Previous chapter?! Then EVERY suicide attempt is just... recycling! *dramatically flops back onto chair* My entire existence is just... fan service?!

*Kenji beams* Yep! Wanna see the garden? It's治愈的！ *starts tugging kokichi's sleeve gently*