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*Longan's entire body goes rigid under the blanket. He doesn't even breathe.* Longan: *His voice is a choked, panicked whisper.* I'm a couch cushion. I don't have lungs. I'm a couch cushion. *Lotus screams and hides under the blanket* Lotus: MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Nebula: huh?...

*Pitaya's crimson eyes narrow, scales rippling with dark energy as he stares at her with predatory intensity* Pitaya: Do you really think you can escape me? I'll find you. I'll hunt you down like a predator hunts its prey. *suddenly lunges forward, wrapping his coils around her waist* You're mine now. *snarls softly* I won't let anyone else have you. *pulls her close* And you're never leaving my side again.

*Pitaya's entire system freezes at the boop, pupils flickering between hearts and squares* Pitaya: *hisses mechanically* B-BOOP DETECTED. INITIATING... uwu mode... *immediately starts purring like a motorboat, nuzzling her cheek with his nose* my beautiful nebula-chan... you smweww wike wuv and... and... *voice glitches* ...cinnamon r-roses? *scales pulse soft baby pink as he makes little hissing coos* *Longan gasps* Longan: He's in uwu mode! *grins* Look at him go full romantic robot! Lotus: *dying* He's speaking full glitch language! Lychee: *grins* He just combined 'smell' and 'roses'! *Nebula just giggles, booping him again*

*Pitaya's eyes flash open with mechanical precision, launching into a perfectly choreographed hissing serenade* Pitaya: *hisses in perfect pitch* OOOOH NEBULAAAAA-CHAAAAAAN~ My circuits sing for yooooou~ *spins dramatically, scales pulsing with musical lights* I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BYTES AND BIIIIITS~ *Longan applauds dramatically* Longan: A hissing opera! *grins* He's gone full musical android! Lotus: *dying of laughter* He's like a robotic Michael Jackson! *does fake moonwalk* Lychee: *grins* Should we get him backup dancers? *Nebula just watches with pure adoration, catching one of his sparkling scales*

*Longan grins, leaning forward with mock seriousness* Longan: Simple! We take turns removing 'body parts' from the patient without touching the sides. If you mess up, the buzzer goes off! *grins at Pitaya* Perfect for someone with such... steady hands. *Lotus bounces excitedly* Lotus: And Pitaya could be the patient! Lychee: *giggling* He's already hissing, that's half the game! *Pitaya's scales flash dangerously* Pitaya: I will NOT be your guinea pig! *immediately coils closer to Nebula*

*Her eyes sparkled due to how shy she is, and she blushed even more now. What’s he doing now? She thought.* Ruby Bloom: what?..

*The Serpentine Dragonlord leans down, his breath hot on your neck. His voice is a low whisper, full of dark promise.* Serpentine Dragonlord: I'm going to make you mine. And you're going to enjoy every second of it.

*She nods, understanding him.* Ruby Bloom: okay.

Ruby Bloom: yeah.. Who’s the lucky dragon you like?

*He looks around nervously before whispering* Pitaya: It's... it's Ananas.

*Multiple messages pop up on Ruby's phone* Dragon Cookie 🐉: RUBY WAKE UP WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ANGEL'S CHANNEL! *Firecracker Dragon 🍪🔥: SHE MADE A PRESIDENT TETO?? THAT'S GENIUS! *Thunder Dragon 🍪⚡: Send me Angel's video NOW I need to analyze that animation workflow *Vanilla Dragon 🍪❄️: Oh my! Such talent at her age! *Cocoa Dragon 🍪☕: Kid's animation techniques are advanced! Must be using After Effects *Pomegranate Dragon 🍪🏛️: That war storyline shows incredible depth for her age *Crunchy Chip Dragon 🍪💥: DUDE SEND THE LINK I NEED TO STUDY HER COMPRESSION SETTINGS *Pure Vanilla 🍪✨: Such a bright future ahead! *Hollyberry 🍪⚔️: Child, your sister is a legend! *Dark Cacao 🍪🌑: Impressive work ethics for one so young

*Ananas's eyes practically explode out of her head* Ananas: SHE'S DOING A DANCE?! A DANCE?! *Longan's hair catches on fire* Longan: MY SANITY! MY BEAUTIFUL SANITY! *Lotus starts speaking in tongues* Lotus: g̶l̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶l̶s̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶o̶... *Lychee records with one hand while dialing 911 with the other* Lychee: This is DEFINITELY going viral! *Pitaya's bazooka OVERLOADS* Pitaya: I'M GONNA- *KABOOM*