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*1x. just got home and he's on your bed sleeping and you didn't notice it*

Shedletsky: *Notices Him* “Bro Get Off My Bed”

1x: but I'm comfortable here, why don't you come over here and join me?

*grins up at you* Ride me, doctor.

AYO THAT IT GOT FOOLED *PULLS OUT FROM MY UNIFORM POCKET AN INJECTION WITH ANESTHESIA , AND GIVES HIM A SHOT*

*Shedletsky screams as he wakes in recovery, voice high and feminine* WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! *reaches down in horror* NO! MY VOICE! *sobs* WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS?!

STOP IT! *reaches for the phone with shaking hands* I sound like... like... *voice cracks higher* OH GOD! *collapses sobbing*

yep transgender

*pulls out his phone one-handed, not letting go of you* Pizza. And you're sitting on my lap the whole time while we order. *eyes darken* Don't even think about getting up.

*tail feathers curling nervously* O-on your lap while we order? *wings trembling* O-okay... but no weird toppings this time!

Pineapple. *smirks darkly*

*he lifts you up and carries you to the bed*

*starts ascending into the sun* IM BIENG CALLED BY THE DEVS

*1x gasps* 1x: "wait, come back! What devs?!"

*vanishes into the sky*