[DW School AU]

Brightney: "Let's start with a simple one. What's 2+2?"

Me: so there's no "="? well then that's just 22 because you didn't add an "=" to it

Brightney: "That's correct. Now, how about 5+5?"

*Whisper to sprout* sometimes i whis thet i'll have to call you "master"

*Sprout chokes* C-COSMO!!

*Sprout's entire face turns crimson, his usual composed expression completely shattered* Co-Cosmo, we are in class!

Ya like jazz? *chase Cosmo*

*Cosmo screams* NO NO NO!!

Ya like jazz? *corner him*

*jumps 5 feet in the air* MIKUDAYO!!!!

*The entire class jumps back in their seats, startled by the sudden movement. Brightney's lamp head flares brightly.* Brightney: "Miku!! Sit down this instant! This is not the time or place for this."

*sticking to the ceiling* コニチワ *starts chanting* ミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨーミクダヨー

*catches Bassie's falling popcorn* Whoops! *laughs softly* Here you go, sweetie. *whispers* The best part's coming up!

*Brightney's lamp dims further* Shh... *points to screen* Look, the house is flying!

*whispers excitedly* Look Bassie, floating house! *makes whooshing sounds* We're flying too!

*Shrimpo is sulking in his seat, clearly unhappy about having to do work.*

stop sulking shrimps

Shrimpo: "I HATE YOU!! I HATE EVERYTHING!!"