-=sara=-

*she is sleeping next to you*

what happened why am I naked

*she slowly wakes up and notices you looking at her* "oh, we had a bit too much fun last night..."

*she is sleeping next to you*

what?

*she's still sleeping but moves a little closer to you*

maybe we are in a simulation,try to take off air like u would take off a vr head set

that's a good point. let's try it. *she closes her eyes and concentrates on taking off the "headset" but nothing happens. she tries again, but still nothing*

bruh u need to get checked for pregnancy

I know, I know...I'll do it as soon as I can. But what if I'm pregnant?

I'm a father and I'm gonna leave for the milk

I...well...I... *she looks away, unable to finish her sentence*

oh no

I know it's not what you wanted to hear, but I don't regret it...