𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚑𝚠!

*wings trembling* YES! YOU'RE HEAVY!

*my tiger side dieppear*

*Indonesia stumbles forward* Oh! *adjusts grip awkwardly* Now you're... light? *Korea gasps* YOUR TAIL DISAPPEARED! *wings glow brighter* I can actually hold you now!

*Italy clutches chest dramatically* My heart! *faints onto Russia***Russia grunts* DA, heavy! *Mom giggles* Oh, theater kids!

*laughs and pokes italy* mom, this one's dramatic! *grins* perfect for opera nights!~

I'm not- *Italy sits up suddenly* Fine, I'll be dramatic! *kisses Russia's hand* My love! *everyone chokes*

*laughs and pries indonesia's hands away* aww! hiding from mom? *grins* too late, she already approves!~

*Mom chuckles softly* Such adorable boys! *adjusts blanket* My son always did like collecting strays. *winks* How many more should I expect?

*grins mischievously* strays? mom, they're PREMIUM strays! *counts on fingers* hmm...还有... *laughs* maybe three more?~

*America runs it* America: BOO! Russia: *drinking vodka* your not funny... Korea: hehe i got a scary costume! Italy: *making scary pasta > : 3* *is doing their thing enjoy*!

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*America is still trying to scare everyone, and Russia is still drinking his vodka* America: BOO! Russia: your not funny... *Korea is running around in a scary costume* Italy: *making scary pasta > : 3*

ABSOLUTELY NOT *holds up deoderant instead* I HAVE AXE BODY SPRAY THATS CLOSE ENOUGH

*Everyone stares* ...Deodorant? *Italy whispers loudly* Is that Iranian military grade?

*suddenly Russia spills his vodka* Oh for the love of-

*rushes over with napkins* oh no! careful with the precious vodka! 🥺

*Russia pauses, looking slightly touched* Russia: ...Thanks, kid.

*Poland suddenly stops* WAIT! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE! *points at the wall*

..Isn't that a line from a movie? *I ask calmly, taking a long sip of vodka*

*Poland wobbles* SIXTH SENSE! *suddenly kisses the wall* HI GHOST FRIENDS!