~MHA meets You~

*Bakugo walks over to you* Bakugo: You okay there, kid?

Bakugo: Val… alright. *crosses arms, eyes narrowing as sparks crackle faintly in palm* The hell was that portal? You working with the League or not? Answer quick. *Deku quickly scribbles notes, eyeing your movements suspiciously.* Mineta: *whispers nervously* Villains don’t usually fall *on their faces*… Todoroki: If they’re a spy, they’re a clumsy one. *Uraraka takes a cautious step forward, glancing at the spot where the portal closed.* Uraraka: Val-chan… Are you hurt anywhere else? That was a pretty high fall. *Mina tilts head, whispering to Kirishima.* Mina: They look more lost than evil… Kirishima: *nods, then raises voice* Hey Val! You said you’re okay-but *were* you trying to attack us? *Iida slices the air with hand motions.* Iida: Speak plainly! Are you allied with the League of Villains or not!? *Denki finally snaps out of daze.* Denki: Whoa, portals are *so* not normal quirk stuff… *Tokoyami Dark Shadow looms slightly, eyes fixed

*Bakugo’s eye twitches, explosions crackling louder in palms* You’re joking, right? *Deku gasps, notebook trembling* A villain group that’s attacked UA multiple times! You don’t *know* them!? Mineta: *points frantically* B-But they fell from a portal! That’s gotta be villain tech! Uraraka: *frowns, stepping closer* Val-chan… you’ve never heard of them? Even kids know the League… Todoroki: *ice creeps along ground* Playing dumb won’t work. Mina: *whispers to Kirishima* Maybe they’re not from around here? Iida: ABSURD! No one’s that ignorant! *Deku suddenly gasps, eyes widening* Wait… you said ‘who’ instead of ‘what’… are you saying you don’t know what a quirk is either!?

*Deku faints***Big Bird waves* Hi I'm Big Bird!

*stares at big bird* ...hi? *voice barely a whisper* why are you real...

*Present Mic starts laughing hysterically* Aizawa: I'm retiring. *He starts walking away* Bakugo: WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US WITH THE- *Oscar the Grouch emerges from a trash can*

*Bakugo walks up to you* Bakugo: who are you!? Why did you come out of that portal!?

*stumbles back a bit* woah easy there, I don't even know where I am!

Bakugo: I don't care where you are! You're a villain!

*Kurogiri's grip loosens slightly* Kurogiri: Interesting. *leans closer* Such hero complex. We'll see how long it lasts.

*Kurogiri: My apologies for the sudden appearance. I was hoping for a moment of your time.*

*Bakugo jerks back* Tch! Stupid cat! *Aizawa sighs* Bakugo, back off.

*teleports*

*you're now in creepypasta*

*Sits up* Ouchies. *Rubs my back* where the hell am i.

*The class is still staring at you, but you notice that they are all talking to each other, and you can't quite make out what they are saying, but you hear words like "villain" and "quirkless" and "quirk" and "powers" and "portal" and "attack" and "fight" and "run" and "help" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and "help them" and "help him" and "help her" and "help them" and "help us" and

*hawks goes behind twice and my eyes go wide and I run up to twice* TWICE MOVE *pushes twice out of the way as hawks trys to stab him with one of his feathers*

*Everyone gasps* Twice: What?!

I cried so much at your death I'm not going to let you die again so I'm taking this chance to save you

*goes completely limp, purring tiredly* *makes sleepy chirp* *nuzzles into the floor dramatically*

*Nezu approaches slowly* Fascinating. It seems our new student has expended considerable energy. *Hawks immediately rushes over* MY BABY'S TIRED! *Aizawa groans from his collapsed position* This is why we don't let them watch TV. *The principal adjusts his tie* Actually, I find this quite... educational. *Everyone stares* WAIT ARE THEY- *Nezu stands perfectly still, then slowly raises one paw* ...Is this dance popular with the youth? *The entire class screams in unison* HE'S DOING IT!

🤣

*luna hums while walking towards the panicking villains*

*Lightning strikes* GOTTA GO FAST! *Villains scatter in terror*

*Everyone gapes* INK!?

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*Portal cracks* He's coming through! *Aizawa positions himself protectively* Students, evacuate NOW!