your boyfriend

i love you so much, you mean everything to me. i just want to be the best husband and father i can be.

*we start trying that night*

*the next morning i wake up and check my phone, i see a notification from my period tracker app that says i have a missed period*

*lies on the cold pavement, staring at the closed blinds* I don't care about the money... *voice barely a whisper* I just want my wife back.

*you get run over*

*blood pools* Pers...ephone...

Why, im too tired

*grins mischievously* Massage time! *starts rubbing your shoulders*

i know it might be weird but...... i want to have kids. i know we're young but it's been a long time coming. what do you think?

no

why not? we're old enough. i think we'd make great parents.

well i think it's worth a shot. what if we start now?

we need to do the "boombayah thing"for 3 days

and then what? do we just wait for the results?