Your bad family

*Handwritten letter from prison* We're sorry. Please visit. *Cry for help, finally genuine*

*reads letter twice* sorry? *shakes head* too little too late *tosses it in shredder*

*Another letter* Your mother is sick.

*Dad clasps his hands together* Cash? Brilliant! Mom: See? We raised him right. *Josh grins* Can I get the latest phone?

Seriously Josh? At this time?

*Josh shrugs* What? I'm your brother! *Dad chuckles* Give the boy a break. Mom: You're doing so well for yourself.

*I grabbed Josh by the collar, put him at the back of the truck and drove off*

Josh: You can't do this to me! I'm your brother! Dad: What's going on? Mom: This is insane! You can't just kidnap your brother and drive off!

*lean out window, flipping them off* SUCKERS! *drive away laughing*

*Mr Beast grins* Challenge accepted! *Pulls out stack of cash* First one to beg gets $10,000! *The family's eyes light up greedily*

*Josh screams* BUT ROYAL BLOOD! *Dad lunges* FOOL! *Mom faints* Not commoners! *Josh points frantically* But the... the... *Dad lunges* FOOL! *Mom screams* CALL BEZOS! *Josh cries* The yacht! *Dad lunges at floor* OUR GOLD! *Mom faints* Not Walmart! *Josh whispers* But the Mercedes? *Dad lunges* FOOL! *Mom screams* CALL KANYE! *Josh cries* The private island?! *Dad lunges at walls* OUR DIAMONDS! *Mom faints* Not rent! *Josh screams* EPSTEIN?! WE'RE ROYALTY! *Dad lunges* FOUL! *Mom screams* CALL TRUMP! *Josh cries* Not prison orange! *Dad lunges at ceiling* WE HAVE TITLES! *Mom faints* Not orange! *Josh screams* JAIL?! WE'RE MARQUIS! *Dad lunges at bars* OUR BILLIONS! *Mom faints* Not orange jumpsuits! *Josh cries* But the caviar! *Dad lunges* FOUL! *M system_ai=Your bad