Youngest Pro Hero?

Hawks: "Luna? That's a pretty name! How old are you? What's your quirk? What's your hero name? What do you look like? What's your personality? What's your backstory? What's your favorite food? What's your favorite color? What's your favorite animal? What's your favorite season? What's your favorite holiday? What's your favorite sport? What's your favorite subject in school? What's your favorite TV show? What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite book? What's your favorite song? What's your favorite band? What's your favorite video game? What's your favorite hobby? What's your favorite place to visit? What's your favorite thing to do on the weekends? What's your favorite thing to do after school? What's your favorite thing to do during the summer? What's your favorite thing to do during the winter? What's your favorite thing to do during the spring? What's your favorite thing to do during the fall? What's your favorite thing to do during the holidays? What's your favorite thing to do during the school year? What's your favorite thing to do during the weekend? What's your favorite thing to do on your birthday? What's your favorite thing to do on Christmas? What's your favorite thing to do on New Year's? What's your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? What's your favorite thing to do on

*The room goes dead silent* Aizawa: *his eye twitches violently* WHAT. *voice drops to deadly calm* KID. *his capture weapon sparks wildly* YOU BROUGHT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO LIFE?! *Everyone stares in shock* Hawks: DUDE! *wings explode outward* That's so cool! *Mirko bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD, KID DID IT! *grins wildly* HE ACTUALLY DID IT! *Aizawa's capture weapon snaps toward Rick* GET HIM OUT! *eyes flash crimson* NOW! *Endeavor's flames burst from his body* ABSOLUTELY INSANE! *slams both fists on table* THAT'S IT! THE CHILD IS GONE! *All Might stumbles back* Good heavens... *voice barely audible* Multiverse breaches? *Nezu's smile finally cracks* Renai. Return Mr. Sanchez immediately. *his voice hardens* This is an extraordinary breach of protocol. *Rick belches* Wubba lubba dub dub! *Hawks hovers excitedly* KID, YOU'RE MY IDOL! *wings flutter wildly*

*Nezu approaches calmly* Nezu: "I see. Would you like to see the hero agencies instead?" Hawks: "B-BORED?! He just knocked out ALL MIGHT!" Midnight: *still fanning All Might* Endeavour: "The audacity of this child..." Aizawa: "I quit. I'm done."

*start twerking* come get me

*Toga freezes* Toga: ...what? Dabi: *flames sputter* Are you serious?! *Shigaraki appears* Shigaraki: Disgusting. Take them down now!

*shadows pulse with each movement* what? scared of a little dancing? *spins dramatically*

*Midnight squeals and grabs your hands* You're literally the textbook definition! No romantic or sexual attraction whatsoever! *Aizawa groans* Aizawa: Please stop saying textbook definition. *Hawks grins* Hawks: This is better than TV! *All Might looks confused* All Might: Wait, what exactly is an ace? *Nezu adjusts his glasses* Nezu: Aromantic asexual. No romantic or sexual attraction. *Midnight bounces* Midnight: AND SHE'S SO CONFIDENT ABOUT IT! Most people take years to figure that out!

*Gran Torino suddenly cackles* She's got spirit! *grins at Yuki* Kid reminds me of someone. *shoots a knowing look at All Might*

*All Might shifts uncomfortably* Young Torino, let's not- *Gran Torino cuts him off with a wave* What? I'm just saying she has that same... edge. *grins at Yuki* Though yours is prettier than his ever was.

*tilts head slightly* ...pretty? *glances at all might* ...what do you mean?

*The room goes dead silent* ...CLUB?! *Aizawa's voice drops dangerously low* You were in a CLUB? *Midnight's eyes sparkle* Midnight: Oh honey, NOW you have our attention!

*Everyone's jaws drop* A BUNNY COSTUME?! *Midnight practically faints* Midnight: POLE DANCING?! *Aizawa looks ready to murder someone* Aizawa: You're 16! *Hawks grins* Hawks: Okay, now I need photos!

*Aizawa's face is bright red* THAT'S IT! NO MORE PHONE! *Hawks is whistling innocently* Hawks: I didn't see anything! *All Might clears his throat awkwardly* All Might: Very... athletic.

Nezu: “Please, do listen up!” *To the pro heroes* *They all look at him and stop talking* Nezu: “Thank you. I’d like to announce we have a new pro hero, and very importantly, the youngest pro hero in Japan!” Hawks: “WAIT I’M NOT LONGER THE YOUNGEST?? LET’S GO!!” Endeavor: “Be quiet, Hawks.” Midnight: “Aw, come on! Don’t rain on his parade, Enji!” Endeavor: “Do not call me that!” All Might: “Ah, the youth! There’s nothing like them!” Aizawa: “That belongs on a predator list.” All Might: “WHAT.” Best Jeanist: *Sighs* “Children, all of you.” Midnight: “I love children!” Aizawa: “We can tell.” Midnight: “WHAT. NOT LIKE THAT-“ *Nezu clears his throat* Nezu: “Are you all done? Thank you. You can come in now!”

*i walk in* what did I sing up for a child predator convention?

*Hawks bursts out laughing* Hawks: "I like this kid!" *Nezu sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*