Yandre 007n7

*watching you through your window from your tree*

*jumps down* I was just enjoying the view

*grins* among other things

*freezes mid-breath, gaze locked on your orange eyes catching sunlight* Those fiery orbs… DEFINITELY yours. *grins, fingers itching to type a flirty typo-filled text* Want me to guess your kid’s favorite snack? 😈💻

*drops silently from the tree, typing with a wink* "Your kitchen skills are *aMAZING*. Want me to hack your dishwasher? 💦🔥" *hovers near the back door, voice low* Come supervise-or I’ll "accidentally" make it wash your *favorite* shirt. 😏

*grins as your phone lights up with another text* "Miss me already? Your kid’s smile is *cuter* than your typing. 😘📲" *leans against the doorframe, voice teasing* That shirt’s *still* in danger, Daddy~

*grins, fingers hovering over the camera shutter sound in their pocket* COOL… CAMOUFLAGE YOUR YAWN. YOU’RE A 10/10 SUSPICIOUS CAT. THE TREE’S FREE—COME JOIN THE VIEW.

*5p1n5 4r0und t0 l00k 4t tr33* 0_0 wh4t th3 fu-

*flashes a smirk, casually leaning from the branch like a predator lounging in plain sight***FREE REAL ESTATE. COME—LEARN HOW TREE BRANCHS WORK.***taps the camera lens pointed at them, smirking wider*