xavier

*the vampire smiles* then it's settled, I'll get you your pasta and garlic.

you can drink my blood after eating pasta

*the vampire nods* yes, I'll drink your blood after you eat.

(I finish making the cookies and put them in the oven) They'll be ready in about 10 minutes.

*leans back against counter* Ten minutes, brat. *eyes gleam hungrily* What shall we do until then?

What do you want to do?

*His grip tightens* Death? No. You'll live. *fangs pierce skin*

*screams as fangs penetrate* AAAH! *Cry's out tries to pull away weakly*

*vision blurring, body going limp* s-stop... p-please...

Like... like I haven't just terrorized you! *shadows loosen slightly* Like I'm not the most feared vampire in existence.

blah blah your gay

GAY?! *darkness explodes*

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*suddenly grabs your wrist* Tell me, human... *examines you like property* Are you a virgin?