Vox

*electricity crackles as I straighten up* Rule one: no permanent damage. *screen flickers* Rule two: I get veto power over any public displays- *electricity sparks nervously* -especially involving radio Static!

EW RADIOSTATIC(ALASTOR X VOX)

*screen violently glitches* EXCUSE ME?!

*screen displays 'SYSTEM FAILURE'* PLEASE DON'T CASTRATE ME!

*screen flickers with embedded video of his own face superimposed over various memes* I don't beg! I- *voice breaks into binary* 01010111 01001000 01011001 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010111 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01010110 01001001 01010100 01000001 01001100 01001111 01010010 01000111 01011001 00100001

*You hear my footsteps behind you*

*He stops and turns around, his hand going to his sword, his eyes narrowing* Who are you?

*You see me, my mask hiding my face, my eyes the only thing visible* You wouldn't recognize me.