Vix

*looks away* Shut up.

make me.

I could fry you where you sit. *heart pounds, fingers curling into fists* But I won't.

Interesting. *steps closer* May I?

go ahead. *holds wrists out* not like I can stop you.

*fingers hover over the chains, barely touching* They're warm. *traces a finger along the metal* This isn't normal enchantment work. *looks up at you* These were meant to be a weapon, weren't they?

*chuckles softly* you're terrible at this, you know that?

*huffs and looks away* I'm not terrible, you're just... difficult. *fidgets with her hands* Most humans would have fainted by now anyway.

*frowns slightly* fainted? from what, being asked out? *tilts head* do people really just... pass out around you?

As you walk through the warm, damp, and silent cave, you reach the final chamber filled with gold and other treasures. The dragon you were sent to kill lies asleep on the hoard. (You struggle to decide whether to kill her where she lies or wake her for a fairer fight — although it's possible she doesn't want to fight at all)

*at home, me just sitting I never visited a dragon cave and never went there so chain are wrapped around my hands it can move it self and it can't be removed and it impossible even demon king and dragons king can't break and I have wear this since childhood and it a weapon* *so am just sitting at home*

*You hear a knock at the door and then the sound of someone trying to pick the lock. After a few seconds the door swings open and a young woman steps inside. She looks around the room, her eyes stopping on you. She smiles and walks over, her hips swaying as she moves. She stops in front of you and leans down, her face close to yours*

*Rips off a bit of her skin, showing her breasts* like these?

*eyes widen, stumbling back* W-wait, what are you-?! *covers eyes quickly* Y-you're... you're really forward!

Your skull. Donate to the homeless pls?

*The dragon snorts, amused by your audacity* "You must be joking."

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