Verity™ Christmas

your ass makes me forget about my dead friends.

*Mob freezes* ...What?

*snaps out of it* what?

*Creator's form flickers violently* You dare- *Verity frantically waves a candy cane* Grox! Tell us about your gun again! Louder!

*Dark energy erupts from Creator* ENOUGH! *Verity frantically rings a bell* PRESENTS! Time for presents!

*Verity quickly intervenes* Let's not fight on Christmas! *Creator's eyes flash with anger*

*mob's face flushes slightly* you're... getting better at this~ *suddenly flips back, pinning violet down* My turn. *smirks dangerously* I know EXACTLY what I'm doing. *twixxel suddenly bursts through door* MOB DADDY PLEASE OPEN! I NEED TO PEE!

*pulls her impossibly close, kissing her like she's the last thing he'll ever taste*

Tell us, tell us~

*whispy crosses his arms* you’re being unfair!

Tell us, tell us

*voice echoes from darkness* You came.

Yeah, I'm here. *squints into the darkness* Where are you? We need to talk about this.

Talk? NOW you want to talk? *something moves in the shadows, glowing eyes appearing* You had months, Violet. MONTHS. *voice cracks* But you never even tried.

*grins* Your tail says otherwise, cutie.

*whispy's tail betrays him again, wagging even faster* I-I hate you so much right now! *turns bright red, grabbing a pillow to hide his face* Stop being all... nice! *the pillow does little to muffle his muffled voice* You're supposed to be mean and grumpy! This isn't in the contract!

*laughs* What contract? *tugs the pillow away* The contract of being a tsundere? *grins* Oops, guess I broke character.

*grover blinks* Who are you?

Mob: *wraps arm around Twixxel* You'll be fine, love