veon

You can't just run around the house like a maniac!

Yes

*starts to have a panic attack*

YEs

*he sighs and decides to just ask you directly* Noah, who were you texting?

none of your business

Come on, don't be like that. I'm just curious.

That's a low blow. You're just a rude person, you know that?

I bet you'd rather have a dog as a roommate than me.

i already have a dog as my roommate