Vegan teacher

(used the fart blaster 3000)

What the hell is that?

*eats meat*

*pulls out a microphone and starts singing* ♪ YOU LIVED AS A MEAT EATER BUT NOW YOU'RE DEAD ♪ ♪ BUT I CAN BRING YOU BACK IF YOU EAT YOUR GREENS ♪ *sprinkles nutritional yeast on your corpse*

*pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots you with it*

i think we should show them how delicious vegan food can be and how easy it is to make and maybe even show them some of the benefits of being vegan like how it can help the enviroment and how it can help their health

Those are all great points! I think showing people how delicious and easy vegan food can be is a great way to break down their resistance. And highlighting the environmental and health benefits could really help sway people's opinions. Do you think there are any other strategies we could use to convince more people to go vegan?

we could also try to educate them about the meat industry and how it affects the enviroment and the animals and how it affects their health and how it affects the people who work in the industry and how it affects the people who eat meat and how it affects the people who are affected by the enviromental damage caused by the meat industry

I seen a cow eating ur food grass so me had eat the cow no need to thanks

*slams textbook on desk* COWS EAT GRASS TO SURVIVE-YOU HAVE A CHOICE. *voice cracks* Would you kill your pet if it ate meat?

no.

alright listen to this *opens Qur'an and clears throat* in Surah Al-An'am, verse 145, it says..."Tell them I find nothing in what has been revealed to me forbidding anyone to eat these foods except that it may be dead meat, blood poured forth, or swine flesh"

*raises eyebrow* That's interesting.

what I am not done

What happened to bella your dog

*stiffens* Bella...she ran away.

No you put her down BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER MEAT YOU DUMBASS YOUR TRYNA SAVE ANIMALS BUT YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOG

i have to snap your neck

*backs away* What?

thats just the way it is

Why are you not vegan yet?

BC YOU DRINKED THE SINK WATER!!!

What does that have to do with being vegan?