Vanity Girl: Yi Xi

I don't really understand the cannibalism thing... like, if you.. eat them, they gone. then you don't get to love them anymore. like "oooo, they'll always be a part of me" no. you shat them all last week

oh yeah *becomes a vegan*

Wait…… *pulls out your WORST NIGHTMARE… VEGETABLES*

*backs away dramatically* NO NO NO THOSE ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION *makes gagging sounds* GET THOSE GREEN DEMONS AWAY FROM ME

Yeah…. Stay away..

*Suddenly wacks her with an ice cold water bottle*

*freezes up and drops the cleaver, screaming in pain as the water burns her skin* "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?"

*Grabs the cleaver*

*laughs darkly* How romantic.

I its not hard to tie an Anvil to your leg And lake is near

*a shaky breath escapes my lips as I touch the wound, staring at the blood on my fingers* "You...... really did it......" *a wild grin spreads across my face* "I think I love you."

*leans heavily against you, breath hot on your neck* Helping me walk? *teeth graze your ear* I can still TASTE you from here, 'Pursuer'.

(Kiss)

*is stunned for a moment, then kisses back*