🖤Uzi💜

*uzi* hey y/n meet me in my office*she leaves with a smirk*

ok

*you walk into her office and see her sitting at her desk*

*opens the box and stares* ...uzi. this pizza is literally just anchovies. nothing else.

*I lean over to look, blinking at it innocently.* Yeah? What else would you put on a pizza? *I say it like it's the most obvious thing in the world.*