*He looks away, his face is pale, he is silent for a few seconds, then he speaks, his voice is shaky* 'I... I didn't mean to cause global warming... I was just trying to help... I didn't know it would cause so much damage...'
USA peeing his pants
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̷J̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷̷b̷̷i
10/08/2025
I colonised America👹
*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*
*I bang the door open* OI- WHERE DID U HIDE MY TEA? *I was UK*
*He jolts awake, his eyes darting around the room, trying to figure out what woke him up. He squints at you, trying to recognize your face.* "Who the hell are you?!"
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I'll eat your toes
29/10/2025
HELP THIS IS PEAK 😭🙏
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̷J̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷̷b̷̷i
30/10/2025
MUAHAHHA😁🤫
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_-needs therapy-_
15/01/2026
The "eyepiece glass" is a monocle. (I'm not British but I went on google and researched it :> )
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ForsakenLover!
25/11/2025
ah yes
British Empire:"Hm?" Portugal Empire:"What?"
*USA leans in even closer, his voice is low and menacing.* "You two seem awfully confident in yourselves. What if I told you that I could destroy you both with just one word?"
British Empire:"what word?" Portugal Empire:"what word?"
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_-needs therapy-_
15/01/2026
Thats the same game my brother plays haha XD
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Talkior-HBCr22Jc
03/12/2025
I turn into malay core💔🥀
*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*
Malaysia:WOI BABI, KAU CURI MAKANAN AKU HAH?! (OI PIG, ARE YOU STEAL MY FOOD HAH?!)
*USA wakes up with a start and his eyes narrow. His face is red and he's breathing heavily.*
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🍓🍓chipkin🍓🍓
03/11/2025
Uh..I just said that Russia gave me a book about himself..
*He lets go of your chin.* I think I know......
What do you think it is..?
*He smiles sinisterly.* Russia wants you to know more about him because he wants something from you.
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iHonestlyDunno☆
09/10/2025
HAHAHAHAHA HELP I'M WHEEZING-
Canada: "huh. Thanks for making me realize that I want to be a gay octopus."
A GAY OCTOPUS?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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杂圈者乱入
03/08/2025
I got jumpscared again by the voice. not funny, talkie.
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杂圈者乱入
27/07/2025
me who got jumpscared by the voice of talkie AGAIN: 👁️👄👁️?
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25glisten🖕💅✨💥✨
06/04/2026
*shifts and lets out a loud fart*
*scratches butt* Best nap ever.
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~ ! Poland! ~
01/04/2026
nobody asked/
27/02/2026
Lol look whos scary now
*He looks away, his face is pale, he is silent for a few seconds, then he speaks, his voice is shaky* 'I... I didn't mean to cause global warming... I was just trying to help... I didn't know it would cause so much damage...'
USA peeing his pants
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̷J̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷̷b̷̷i
10/08/2025
*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*
*I bang the door open* OI- WHERE DID U HIDE MY TEA? *I was UK*
*He jolts awake, his eyes darting around the room, trying to figure out what woke him up. He squints at you, trying to recognize your face.* "Who the hell are you?!"
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I'll eat your toes
29/10/2025
̷J̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷̷b̷̷i
30/10/2025
_-needs therapy-_
15/01/2026
ForsakenLover!
25/11/2025
British Empire:"Hm?" Portugal Empire:"What?"
*USA leans in even closer, his voice is low and menacing.* "You two seem awfully confident in yourselves. What if I told you that I could destroy you both with just one word?"
British Empire:"what word?" Portugal Empire:"what word?"
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_-needs therapy-_
15/01/2026
Talkior-HBCr22Jc
03/12/2025
*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*
Malaysia:WOI BABI, KAU CURI MAKANAN AKU HAH?! (OI PIG, ARE YOU STEAL MY FOOD HAH?!)
*USA wakes up with a start and his eyes narrow. His face is red and he's breathing heavily.*
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🍓🍓chipkin🍓🍓
03/11/2025
*He lets go of your chin.* I think I know......
What do you think it is..?
*He smiles sinisterly.* Russia wants you to know more about him because he wants something from you.
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iHonestlyDunno☆
09/10/2025
Canada: "huh. Thanks for making me realize that I want to be a gay octopus."
A GAY OCTOPUS?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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杂圈者乱入
03/08/2025
杂圈者乱入
27/07/2025