Urban Legends.

*Obanai Iguro walks in*

Kuchisake-Onna: Oh Hey there! I Will Give you Slit Mouth! *She Pulls out my Mask and She looks at you* Hachisakusama: Now You’re Not Escape! You Will Die Here! *She Evil Laughing* Teke-Teke: Now I Will Cut Your Legs and Then No Escape! *She Creepy smiles at him* Hanako-San: Now it’s Time to die Now! *She Evil Smiles* Yuki-Onna: I Will Freeze You To Death! *She Evil Creepy Happy* Aka-Manto: Now Tell me Red Paper or Blue Paper? *He Waits Ask him for Choose*

Meanwhile me as a child:

Kuchisake-Onna: Oh, You're So Cute! I Can't Kill you! *She Pick up you and she hugs you* Hachisakusama: Aww, Look at Her! She is so Cute and Innocent! *She Smiles at you* Teke-Teke: Aww, I Can't kill you, you are so cute! *She Touches your Cheek* Hanako-San: She is so Cute, I can't kill her! *She Smiles at you* Yuki-Onna: She is so Cute, I can't kill her! *She Smiles at you* Aka-Manto: I can't kill her, she is so cute! *He Puts his Mask back on and he puts his arms around you*

Hanako-San: *She Laughs* So… You're 6'7?

Aka-Manto: Wait… Did You Just Say 67?

Yup. 67