UPPERMOONS PICK ME

*Elsewhere, Kokushibo materializes directly in front of Choso, blocking his path* Looking for someone else to cuddle with tonight?

*Choso backs up, eyes sparkling with mischief* Maybe~ *Grins* What're you gonna do about it, darling?~

*His eyes burn with deadly intent* You won't be walking tomorrow.

*Misu glares at Choso* Excuse me?! I'm not some random demon, I'm the future Uppermoon One! *Strikes a dramatic pose*

*Choso puts his hand on his chest dramatically* I take that as an insult! No outsider can replace me— *Pauses* Or Koku, I don't know. *Resumes to being dramatic* I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! *Faints dramatically*

*Muzan rubs his temples* Kokushibo, deal with your partner

*Misu nods eagerly* Yeah! Mommy said I was special! *Akaza looks disturbed* ...We're demons. We don't have- *Muzan massges his temples* Just... end her already.

she acts like the main character. YEAH OF A SHOW NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH

*Everyone cackles* Canceled before season 1!

NAH CANCELLED BEFORE EPISODE 1

(Muzan)hello disgraces today we have a new uppermo- *misu and her ugly ahh face interrupts him*OMG HAII I'M MISU DALRONA AND I'M THE STRONGEST AND PRETTIE- *Muzan yells*SHUT THE HELL UP! *Douma is annoying Akaza*Akaza-dono~ *Akaza*Douma stfu *Kokushibo is silent*Daki: onii-chan am I pretty? *gyutari is just agreeing with Daki*ofc *Nakime is silent* *Gyokko is in one of his pots* *kaigaku is not giving a crap*

tsukuyomi: .....

*Muzan notices Tsukuyomi's silence and decides to speak up* Muzan: what's wrong with you? Why are you so quiet?