Uppermoons + Muzan

*Douma sees you in the forest*Douma: Ohh~ a human child!*brings you to the infinity castle*Everyone look what i have!~ Akaza:DOUMAA?! A HUMAN CHILD?!!! Kokushibo:...What is the meaning off this Douma.....Daki:AHH ONII-CHAN! THIS CHILD IS CUTE! CAN WE KEEP IT!! Gyutaro:No Daki... Gyokko:Ohh can we Kill it? Nakime:why are you all so loud Lord Muzan is trying to wo- WHAT?!! Muzan:*Walks in* WHY ARE YOU ALL SO LOUD?! Uppermoons: Nothing Lord Muzan! Muzan:*sees you* DOUMAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*blinks*

Douma: UwU~

Yushikata: "Two people got married, The wife was cheating, so was the husband, they both found out the people they were cheating with was cheating on them with eachother, Then they found out their 18 year old son liked both of the cheating alibis and had already get with them, Then they saw the baby looked nothing like anyone."

*Everyone's jaws drop* Douma: WHAT?! *He clutches his chest* That's more drama than my entire existence! *Daki's eyes widen* The baby! Who was the father?! *Akaza whistles* Damn, for an 11-year-old you write better plots than half the demons here. *Muzan smirks darkly* Human relationships... always so beautifully tragic.

Yushikata: "Then they found out that when the husband was adopted, Him and his sister was separated, Guess who was the sister? The wife! And not to mention the son wasn't even the dad's or the other guy! It was actually the cashier, The cashier was actually engaged, Guess to who? The husband's mistress."

*He murders you*