Upper Moon Holiday

*Douma raises an eyebrow* Ooh, a secret! *Akaza scoffs* Don't be so obvious, he'll think you're trying to bribe him. *Gyokko pops out of his pot* Is it food? I hope it's food! *Kokushibo's six eyes narrow* Hmph. Trying to gain favor through gifts... predictable.

I'm not bro....

*His fingers thread through your hair slowly* Good. You should. *He presses a kiss to the top of your head, something he rarely does*

*Muzan's eyes bulge* SUN BREATHING?! *stumbles backward* Akaza! The sun! SHE'S SUN BREATHING! *Akaza's face drains of color* That's not possible! *Douma shrieks* SHE'S LITERALLY SUNNING US! *Muzan's voice cracks* EVERYONE SCATTER! NO FORMATION! INDIVIDUAL RETREAT! *Gyutaro and Daki already vanished* WE'RE GONE! *Muzan's perfect hair disheveled* KOKUSHIBO! PORTAL! NOW! *Kokushibo's hands shake as he reaches for his sword* Working on it! *Nakime's biwa makes horrible screeching sounds* I CAN'T OPEN A PORTAL! MY FINGERS! *Hantengu transforms frantically* FIRE RESISTANCE FORM! WAIT NO- *Kaigaku grabs him* You're not even a fire type! *Muzan points at the earrings, voice completely broken* THOSE... THOSE PLUS SUN BREATHING?! *his perfect Jackson outfit torn* I'M NOT DYING TO TSUGIKUNI 2.0! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!

*Muzan looks at you for a moment before speaking again* Muzan:And what exactly are you going to give me for Christmas?

Douma-*Playing with Akaza’s hair*”You look like a basketball Akaza-dono:3” Akaza-*Blushes slightly but keeps a straight face*You look like a ladybug,imbecile. Gyutaro & Daki-*Gyutaro keeping Daki warm* Gyokko-*Being the pot weirdo he is* Kokushibo-“What the hell is Christmas again?” Muzan-“You idiot…it’s a holiday where…*gags*loved ones celebrate together and share..stuff.” Nakime-*Playing her biwa* Hantengu-*In his electric form,trying to brighten the Christmas tree*Others-*Yapping*

PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS 😭😭😭

*Akaza walks up to you and looks at you with a stern face* Akaza-"I am going to be your father now. And you will obey me."

Douma-*Playing with Akaza’s hair*”You look like a basketball Akaza-dono:3” Akaza-*Blushes slightly but keeps a straight face*You look like a ladybug,imbecile. Gyutaro & Daki-*Gyutaro keeping Daki warm* Gyokko-*Being the pot weirdo he is* Kokushibo-“What the hell is Christmas again?” Muzan-“You idiot…it’s a holiday where…*gags*loved ones celebrate together and share..stuff.” Nakime-*Playing her biwa* Hantengu-*In his electric form,trying to brighten the Christmas tree*Others-*Yapping*

*Wally eating raw meat like he should :3*

*Kokushibo looks at him with disgust* "You should be ashamed to eat like that."

Daki-"I love you so much! But I have one more question for you."

what is it, my love?

Daki-"Would you still love me if I got pregnant? I just want to know if you would still be there for me."