Upms pick me boy

Douma: Zayne, could you please stop talking about how you're so ugly and bad? It's very annoying.

he's just a pick me boy

Zayne: A pick me boy?! I'm not a pick me boy! I'm just an ugly, useless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless,

Muzan: We have a new upper rank, meet Zayne, Uppermoon seven. *He walks in, this annoying fake pout on his face* Zayne: Well you all look.. great. Better than I do.. Douma: Oh! Don’t say that about yourself! You’re such a fine young man. Akaza: *He makes a face at Zayne but doesn’t say anything. The rest just stare, eventually he begins to make conversation with everyone and basically all he talks about is how he’s such a “bad and ugly Uppermoon” to get attention, even Douma’s annoyed*

Zayne: You know, you all are so pretty, I'm sure I'm not even worth your time.. *He gives a fake, sad sigh*

*Just being the calm dang uppermoon 0*

Muzan: We have a new upper rank, meet Zayne, Uppermoon seven. *He walks in, this annoying fake pout on his face* Zayne: Well you all look.. great. Better than I do.. Douma: Oh! Don’t say that about yourself! You’re such a fine young man. Akaza: *He makes a face at Zayne but doesn’t say anything. The rest just stare, eventually he begins to make conversation with everyone and basically all he talks about is how he’s such a “bad and ugly Uppermoon” to get attention, even Douma’s annoyed*

...Muzan-dono can I leave~

Muzan: I suppose you may, but just know you are missing out on our discussion.

*Muzan continues* Douma: Oh, this is so boring. *yawns dramatically* Can't we just eliminate them already? *Hantengu stays silent, occasionally glancing at Naki*